He's an innocent cat, and his life should not be sacrificed because his owner thinks he should be able to control what Miley Cyrus does in her spare time. Me and Erin aren't exactly huge fans of Cyrus, but we definitely don't think that she deserves to be blackmailed with the death of an animal if she doesn't return to twitter. 

This crazy person is even posting recipes and asking anyone who has a suggestion for a recipe to email it to him! He says he will even post a picture of the finished dish on his website. This insanity cannot be allowed to continue. 

Even though it's kind of helping him, we suggest that everyone with a twitter use the hashtag #mileysavefuzzy because if it reaches the trending topics status, it will extend the deadline from November 16 to November 23. 

Please, everyone, help us!